If I Were

• If I were a month I would be: April, because the pitter pat of the rain keeps you human and makes sleep so good.
• If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday, because everyone loves Friday and seems to live for it, LOL.
• If I were a time of day I would be: 4pm because it would always be tea time
• I were a planet I would be: Venus, just because
• If I were an animal I would be: just like Debbi, a spoiled ole’ house cat
• If I were a direction I would be: North.. ‘nuf said
• If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a chaise because they are comfy and beautiful
• If I were a liquid I would be: acai juice because it is rare and really good for you
• If I were a tree I would be: A mighty oak because I’m already a nut
• If I were a flower/plant I would be: A rose
• If I were a kind of weather I would be: a thunder storm.. because lightning is energy
• If I were a musical instrument I would be: a piano with fine tuned keys
• If I were an emotion I would be: blushing because I do it so well
• If I were a color I would be: soft pink
• If I were a vegetable I would be: a soy bean because they are so good for you
• If I were a sweet I would be: an abba zabba
• If I were a car I would be: new VW bug just to be cute
• If I were a song I would be: Blvd of Broken Dreams
• If I were a movie I would be: FootLoose
• If I were a book I would be written by: LaVyrle Spencer and be like Morning Glory
• If I were a food I would be: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
• If I were a drink I would be: a Long Island Iced Tea with no Tequila because Tequila should never be mixed!
  
• If I were a place I would be: a beach but not so I could be walked on.. so I could be enjoyed and renew spirits of soul searchers
• If I were a material I would be: denim and sewn into a great stadium blanket
• If I were a taste I would be: fresh and enjoyable
• If I were a word I would be: unique
• If I were an object I would be: a sterling silver ring resting on my left thumb
• If I were a body part I would be: an eye, so I could see into your soul
• If I were a facial expression I would be a curled nose snicker
• If I were a style I would be: colonial and simple
• If I were a cartoon character I would be: Tink, spreading faith, trust and pixie dust!
• If I were a shape I would be: round because round is a shape LOL
• If I were a number I would be: 2 so I’d always have company